Saturday, March 6, 2010

Jokes - 1

ok i'll post some jokes tht i gt frm udurawana's site



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Udurawana: Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Udurawana: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Udurawana bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Kandy, where he lived, to Colombo to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.

After spending a few days there, he decided to return and called up his mother to expect him in the evening.

But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him

"What Happened My Son?"

Udurawana got out, obviously very tired from the long journey, and said,

"These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears 2 go forward, but only one for going back!

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Udurawana: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Udurawana: No he is not studying, they r Studying him.
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Udurawana comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it the pole "Thanks 4 the complement"

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Udurawana: The future tense is ...

"u will go to jail"
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Udurawana: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Udurawana: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again..

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On a political rally Udurawana was arrested.
Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it.

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Udurawana was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Udurawana said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

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After returning back from a foreign trip, Udurawana asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Udurawana : In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"

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